I did not have textual relations with that dossier
From left to right; Right Honourable Sir John Coverup GCB, Right Honourable Ann Slayer MP, Lord Bottler of Blockwell KG GCB CVO (Chair), Right Honourable Tony's Mate MP, Field Marshal Lord Unhinged KG GCB DL

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